Friday, December 17, 2010

"I'm a pusher, I push people"

I realize I haven’t posted since Halloween and with Christmas only a week away, this is fast becoming a holiday blog. But who doesn’t love the holidays?

Christmas time on my little English floor has been jolly, well for me at least. We’ve been preparing for our Christmas concert (tonight!) with the 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders which has slowed our progress in the actual curriculum. I never know when a teacher is going to hijack my class to work on their dance moves or whisk me away on my break time to make sparkly golden crowns and paper guitars. Every day starts with the booming of “All I Want For Christmas Is You” from the loudspeakers throughout the school. They’ve been drilling it into their poor little brains. Of course, I love it. 


Best of all was last week Friday when I was instructed 5 minutes before class to have the kids make Christmas invitations to give to the parents. Instead of teaching math and the vocabulary for “going camping,” I drew pictures of reindeer on the board and passed out colored paper and crayons! I loved every minute of it. So I’ve decided that if this teaching English thing doesn’t pan out, I’m switching to Art because not only is it more fun, it’s basically a universal language. Don’t know how to say swimming pool? Draw one! I’m learning that charades will only get you so far. Please explain to me how you would act out “pumpkin?

Since I arrived, I've been pushing art/creative expression in my classes. And I find that I just can't help it. If we ever have to write anything I encourage them to illustrate it, or perform their story in front of the class. Most of their other classes are based on reading/writing and memorizing so I figure it’s a nice change, not to mention entertaining for me!

And God help them if I ever have a free period and I get to pick the activity! Because we end up with gems like these. I asked my lower-level fifth grade students to make sentences out of their names.

My favorite is definitely Jack's  "Jungle Acid rainy Candy King." When I asked him to make sentences, I thought he misunderstood, but then he came out with this drawing and I realized I  was the one who had misunderstood. He knew what he was doing.

Steve is always hungry.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Trick your treat!

Last Friday we had a Halloween party at work instead of classes so we came in a little early to decorate the English floor and put together some games for the kids. 6th graders were deemed "too cool" for a Halloween party so they got to watch scary movies instead, but my little monsters were given candy and made to hop around in circles and chew gummy worms off of strings. It was a lot of work, but highly entertaining. Sometimes I think these school parties are really for the teachers.


One of my 1st graders, Robin, readies his straw for a relay game.
















 For this game, students had to pass an onion ring down the line using only the straws in their mouths. I was sure that someone was going to poke their eye out but we miraculously avoided injury. We did go through quite a few puffed onion rings though... they kept sliding off and to the floor.

Betty triumphantly displays her winning onion ring. She was the last in line on her team and naturally took all the credit for their win. 
Fourth graders circle Chris, my [only] American co-worker, concentrating hard on the pingpong balls balanced at the end of their spoons.
 Joey, Unknown Teacher and Amber serve up Ddukboki (떡볶이), a spicy rice cake dish, out of a giant cauldron.

Jenny should not have eaten all her candy at once. Thank goodness we didn't have to actually teach anything this day! That's Sally in back, the one who pets my arm hair every day and purrs like a cat. No one appreciates my hairyness like Sally does.
 During a later relay students had to hop around Chris and then chew an onion ring off a string, swallow everything, and race back to their team.
Amber was in charge of inspecting their mouths. Hilarious or gross? Well, both, but I more enjoyed that she unconsciously opened her mouth every time in support.
Cathy decided it would be fun to throw candy at them: a brief mob ensued. Check out Charlie on the right with his fists full.





 

She was tossing more whenever they said "trick-or-treat." That is, until we realized they were saying "trick your treat."

Anyway, back to the regular work week today. How was your Halloween?

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Is it chilly in here?

When I moved to Korea I did not bring a coat. It wasn't a priority when I was packing in the Florida heat, and even if I hadn't given my coat to Goodwill weeks before I left, I might have still vetoed it to save space. Now with the temperature starting to drop in the evenings, I wish I had one. Unfortunately, I have inexplicably set my heart on a pumpkin orange, wool coat that would be a rare find in Busan where the current trend is faux-army apparel, blacks, grays and blues. I remain optimistic, of course.

Yesterday I set out in search for a fall jacket in an underground shopping mall connected to the subway. Boy, who knew shopping was so difficult with a language barrier? Prices were easy; most of the shopkeepers would type it into a calculator to show me (I'm working on my korean numbers, but not quite there yet!). What was difficult was that most of them were very eager to help me find exactly what I was looking for and have you ever tried to mime "well I'd like something thicker, waterproof and under 70 dollars... preferably not in animal print"?

The women's coats all have this really hilarious drawstring feature that cinches in the waist and bottom hem of the jackets. I would try one on and undo the drawstrings to see what it looked like un-cinched (as I would be wearing it), only to have the shopkeepers "tsk tsk" and immediately re-do them up .... while it was still on me! I stopped in a men's store where I thought I might have more luck and ran into some more communication issues. The sales associate kept motioning above my head indicating a larger person. It took me a minute before it dawned on me: she was asking how big my boyfriend was. You know, the one for whom I would be purchasing this coat. I shook my head "no" and pointed to myself. She stared and glanced sidelong at a coworker before tentatively helping me into the coat. I left when they started cinching that one in, too.

Anyway, it took me all day to realize that I was underdressed for shopping. It's much easier to shop when you already feel attractive and everything you try looks good because you look good. I was a little green from a slight cold and after the 10th round of "well, the jacket's okay but my hair is so greasy," I  gave up and went home to make potato soup. The next time I go out clothes shopping, I'll try showering first.

(click on cartoon to enlarge)

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Life's a Beach

I guess I could complain because my school is about a 20 minute bus ride from the nearest subway station. However, it's only a 10 minute walk from this:

I'm not complaining. Would you?

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Alice-teacher! Alice-teacher!


And Yes. I have arrived. My new name for the coming year also represents my new status as an educator of little minds. Don't let that fool you though; I'm finding that respect doesn't just come with the title and I'm having to use every ounce of my creative energy and then skip dinner to make worksheets in order even attempt classroom control. But I digress.

Here is my school. Well, here's the first floor of the... 8? 9 story building? I guess I don't know because I work on the second floor and refuse to take the elevator like, *cough*, some of my coworkers. Well, okay, to be fair, they tend to wear outrageous heels. No thanks.

The school is called "Highest" and I think the slogan is, "First. Best. Highest." The English Language Center takes up the whole second floor and I work there with my [Korean] manager, two Korean teachers and another American. Immediately upon entering the glass doors above, you notice this wall of monitors to your right.

Each screen is split into 4 sections displaying a classroom. That's right, every classroom is under constant surveillance- but not just for security purposes. It allows visiting parents or potential students to look in and see how "productive" we are. Creeps me the heck out, but what are you going to do? I like to make make crazy faces at the camera when I'm chasing little 7-year olds around, pulling them out from under the tables and trying to get them to stop hitting each other. "Still don't want to send your kid here? Look at all the hands-on learning!"

 
I had to include this because these fish are my favorite. There's a giant decorative plant sculpture thing in the lobby and these goldfish live in a pool at the base. Sometimes I feed them pieces of my sandwich because I secretly want to see how fat they'll get. Remember that children's book about a kid who fed his goldfish too much and it grew to be the size of a whale? Yeah, that's what I want. A
goldwhale.

Here are some of my kids. I teach 25 class periods a week, but a lot of the kids I have more than once. These are some fifth graders. They're pretty good, although yesterday they tried to convince me that class got out 15 minutes earlier than it actually did. Fortunately, I am a wise woman and caught on to their plan and then forced them to play hangman for the remainder of the class. I'm so mean.

So far what has amused me the most, apart from some of their chosen English names (Shally, Reo, Horse, Dusin, Ranny!) has been their complete trust in their fate as decided by Rock, Paper, Scissors. I mean, I have discovered that I can solve any argument, ever, based on Rock, Paper, Scissors. It doesn't matter who was right or who was wronged first, if I say "rock, paper, scissors," then the loser bows out gracefully. Currently, I live in a world of little control, so it's a small miracle every time as far as I'm concerned.

I would like to take this time to thank my mother for having made me practice those annoying contour drawings as a child. I honestly believe that the most important skill I have right now is the ability to [quickly] free-hand the outline of just about anything on the chalkboard. Language barrier? No problem, I shall illustrate my thoughts! Of course, sometimes it works a little too well,  like last time when I had the whole class shouting things for me to draw. "Gun! Gun!" "Giraffe!"  Oh, kids.

Friday, September 24, 2010

It's going to be a bright, bright sunshiny day

So I'm feeling inspired. Turning over a new leaf. Well, actually, this leaf was overturned a long time ago, the blog is just late catching up.

Whence does this new leaf come, you ask? From the tree of POSITIVITY.

I shall briefly explain:

My latest adventure takes me to South Korea, where I will be teaching English to squirrelly elementary students for the year. I expect it to be fun, challenging, overwhelming, but mostly an adventure. During the research phase of this trip, I was struck by the lack of positive blog entries by foreign teachers in Korea. There were a few- but they were drowned out in a sea of Worst Day Ever's and This Awful Thing Happened's and I had to stop reading. But I was confused! All of the experiences I heard about through word of mouth were very positive! Why would someone write that they had a good day but then expound on the one bad experience of the afternoon? When I went back through my own blog entries about Senegal, I realized that they, too, were more negative than I had meant. But no more!

For this new project, I will be seeking out the good, the funny, the bizarre, the comforting. And I'll be writing about it (sometimes) for you folks, but mostly for myself. Because it's good for me. Because it's good for you. Because this blog is not my journal, it's now officially a writing exercise! Take that!

Well, I've got to prepare myself for a 15 hour flight of uninterrupted reading/movie time. Sounds great, right!? I'm thinking I might prepare with a little nap...

(The blog entries from my time in Senegal are still up on this blog, but you'll notice the url has changed; I decided I didn't want to keep changing the name of the thing for every new place I went, especially since traveling is becoming sort of a habit... )

Saturday, May 16, 2009

There's gotta be a better way to say Neighborlyness

I went to a peace conference last weekend in St. Louis. It was organized by our research center and sponsored by the US Embassy in Senegal. Sixty students from all over western Aftrica (and the US and Canada) attended to talk about conflict resolution in Africa. The theme was Dëkkëndo Jamma Ca Gën which translates roughly to “Good Neighborlyness is Preferable.” Yeah, I said it was a rough translation. Anyway there was a ton of press there and when I got back, my host-brother said he’d seen me studiously taking notes on TV. Ha. Could’ve been worse; could’ve been footage of me knitting our nametag chains together with pens, something that may or may not have actually happened on the 3rd day.



Anyway, it was awesome overall; I got to meet a ton of really cool people and explore St. Louis a little better than the last time we were there. One of the activities we had to do involved brainstorming in groups of 15 about different forms of conflicts and how to prevent/resolve them. When we got into groups the first line of order was to elect a president to oversee the activity and a reporter to act as a secretary and take notes of what everyone said. Of course the student in the 3-piece suit appointed himself President within the first 30 seconds, and it was all downhill from there. The rest of the men (ie almost everyone else in the room; the male to female ratio was about 8 to 1) spent the hour fighting to have their say, engaging in a competition to see who could use the most words to express the smallest amount of nothing.

The best part was that before we could even get to the questions, we would spend half an hour defining the terms in the question. This method of analysis was suggested, no, proposed, by a member of the committee who spent a solid 5 minutes explaining the idea and justifying it, pointing out the benefits of having solid definitions on which to base our brainstorming later. I’m sorry, but it’s brainstorming, for Pete’s sake, can we just get to it? What’s more, everyone insisted on introducing themselves, giving their nationality, major, school, major life accomplishments, favorite color etc before they made their comment, which interrupted the flow of the dialogue and was completely unnecessary in a room of 18 people wearing laminated nametags listing all of that information already (life accomplishments, and favorite color excepted). Suffice to say, the atmosphere was very formal. The fake-temporary president was addressed as “Mr/Ms President” and everyone requested his/her permission to speak… except when they interrupted each other politely to politely shut down someone else’s idea or politely suggest a change of topic. People seemed incapable of cutting to the chase even when they recognized the time limit. For example:

“Excuse me, [Introduction, Name, School etc] Thank you for hearing me out. I would just like to draw everyone’s attention to the time, because we’ve only answered the first two questions and we still have two more to complete and I do hope you haven’t forgotten that we only have one hour to answer all four of them. If you would look at your watches, you would see we only have 20 minutes left for the final questions. With Mr President’s permission, I would like to make a motion to move onto the next question, because as you can see, we’re almost out of time… …it’s only a suggestion.”

Inevitably, the next speaker would spend 5 minutes agreeing before actually moving on to the next question. The last day, a predominately male room decided that it would make them look really open-minded if they had a female president (their words, not mine). They stared at Kiersten and me. “No way.” I said. I’d been watching them stomp all over the President’s fake authority all weekend, challenging him, politely suggesting he wasn’t doing his job. Now they wanted to make themselves look good by forcing a girl to be the figurehead for their little testosterone party. “You can’t make us be president.” We said. They insisted. We argued for about five minutes before Kiersten gave up, “Fine, if you want a bad president, I’ll do it!” They cheered and we looked at each other incredulously. But she wasn’t a bad president- she was a frickin’ awesome president. The boys didn’t feel like they had to challenge her authority because Kiersten didn’t wave it over their heads like the previous presidents had. And when they got too long winded she told them, “Listen, can you cut to the chase? Because you’re repeating what the other guy said.” “Yeah, I’m getting there.” “Well, get there now.” “Yeah, I’m almost there.” “No, just say it! Get there now!” Although she may have been appointed for the wrong reasons, she was the best president we had all weekend.

Well, I don’t know where I was going with this. Mostly, I think it says something about conferences and committee work in general; it’s the same all over the world. I recognized all the same type-A leader personalities that I’d worked with on committees in the States. I was surprised at all the similarities.



Ginger with some conference members
Tatiana made friends
The kicker was that after 3 days of peace talks, we were supposed to have a Lutte between two of the participating schools. It never happened, but I’ll get to that in a minute. First, Senegalese lutte (literally: fight) called “làmb” in Wolof, is Senegal’s national sport. It is the only sport, apart from soccer that is ever shown on TV. I’ve seen a few luttes live, and it’s usually pretty exciting for about the first hour and a half and then I’m just tired but can’t sleep because everyone keeps trying to get me to dance.

The first weekend we were in Senegal, the study abroad program set up a trip to the big stadium in Dakar to watch traditional lutte. Unfortunately, no one had explained the rules, or even really what it was, and there was so much else going on in the way of singing and dancing on the field that I missed the first two matches before I realized they had started. Also, we were pretty jet-lagged and the whole ordeal lasted about 4 hours.

It’s played like this; two giant fighters square off, paw at each other’s arms for anywhere between 10 seconds and 4 minutes and then one of them makes a move to bring the other one down. The point is to get your opponent on all fours or lower- or on their back. Essentially it comes down to balance. You don’t have to pin them there for longer than a millisecond, you just have to get them down by any means possible; flip them, push them, pull them, trip them. Frequently they end up in this never-ending-mutual-headlock-of-doom, connected by the shoulders, bent over 90 degrees with their butts in the air, like some weird two-ended animal, trying to pull each other off balance. Some of the meaner ones will punch or tap on their opponent’s head, but mostly it’s wrestling standing up. It takes place in an arena of sand, and if one of them steps out of bounds, they have to start over.

The really interesting part is everything that happens before the lutte. The drumming begins before the fighters even show up and continues until everyone leaves. These guys have stamina, as do the singers, usually a group of 3 or more women, one singing the lead and the rest backing her up as they repeat the same refrain over and over. The music blares out over large speakers and the MC struggles with a temperamental microphone throughout the night. Fighters strut around the ring, dancing their warrior dance with two lines of 5 or 6 men behind them (back up dancers). They dance in front of the drummers grinning fiercely. Before the battle, many different rituals must be carried out. The fighter strips down to his lutte attire; what looks like a giant diaper. He is also adorned with many ‘gree-grees’ which are talismans and charms of sorts, tied around his arms, ankles, back, waist. Some are shoved into his diaper. Milk is poured over his head, and he makes a last-minute call to his Marabout**. The Marabout gives the fighter instructions about how to win. There are more traditions that I don’t really understand involving burying things, pouring water in the sand, etc, but the essential is that they all are supposed to help them win.

When I first got to Senegal I thought I was going to hate this sport. I was frustrated with all the build up; the dancing and singing and rituals all last forever while the actual match itself might be over in 20 seconds. But having been here for almost 5 months, I’m in love with it. What am I going to do when I go home this summer and it’s not on TV every night? Ginger and I were trying to lutte on the beach yesterday, and it’s harder than it looks.

Anyway, I was kind of bummed when we didn’t get to watch a lutte at the conference. It was supposed to happen. We showed up at the University in St. Louis in the evening around 8pm. They’d set up chairs and benches and a big street-lamp type light illuminated the arena. The drummers were set up, and we danced on and off for an hour, stomping our feet and wiggling our knees, opening and closing our legs, shaking our butts (Senegalese dancing is also harder than it looks). It was a lot of fun, and I was thinking that it was probably one of the last times I’d have the opportunity. But then we got tired. The fighters had shown up and some were strutting around like they were getting ready. The women had been singing for a few hours. Nothing. A large group of people, referees, peace conference coordinators, fighters were talking just behind the arena. Finally, the conference director came over to us. “Everyone back on the bus, we’re going back to the hotel.” What? We couldn’t tell if he was kidding. He wasn’t. Later, we found out that the St. Louis team had tried to enter a fighter in the competition who wasn’t a student. Apparently the same fighter had helped them win the last time and the Dakar team was fed up. There was a cash prize for the winning team and with money on the line, they couldn’t come to an agreement and we had to abort the whole plan. On the bus ride back to the hotel everyone was complaining, suggesting solutions. I smiled. Conflict resolution is complicated and you can’t always get what you want.

** Islamic religious leader by heritage who, in this case, tells the future, makes amulets, and survives on 'donations' in return for prayers and blessings.